jelly..?

if you're thinkin', "I'm so jelly" don't be..

San Fran(seeco) you were good to us.. but I long to visit NYC again..

we went to most of the places recommended to us to eat familiar goodness that we've had in nyc.. but they just didn't measure up.

i.e.
Ramen Noodles
Bon Chon Chicken
Soup dumplings


Sunday:
Yank Sing = overpriced dim sum
for the cost of what it fed 4 people, could have fed 10 in texas..
the soup dumplings were the perfect bite sized delights, but like they say in tx, bigger is better!
4 stars for their service, they were great


Saturday:
Asia SF= a good time
we got here hoping we could do a walk in for their dinner and transgendered entertainment , unfortunately it was booked up. so we strolled downstairs to their bar. 8:30 pm, it was fairly early for clubbing but this place already had a good crowd at this time. there were 6 bachelorette groups there too.

you could pay for drinks with bras and panties too!

we left at 10:30 pm and it felt like 2 am!

Dinner:Earlier that night we drove 40 mins to get BON CHON! x2 please!

with Peach/yogurt soju

the first batch of bon chon was good..but not amazing. It wasn't as crunchy as compared to when we had it in ny

second batch was much better. What made our experience even better was our server Donald. He looked like a donald, big friendly happy guy!


Lunch: Katana Ya= a happy belly on a cold day

corn, fried chicken, fried dumplings, seaweed, scallion, bbq pork, & boiled egg

Breakfast: oysters=love

Friday: Toyose=good late night korean food

yogurt soju

seafood pancake

kimchi fried rice

Thursday night: Crepes a go go=perfect midnight snack

strawberry, nutella, whip cream

Kali.forn.IA

Planning a trip to the west coast.. west siiiiiiddee! jk

I've never been to San Fran, but am excited to go!

**side note: here are a few shots from our visit to the chicken farm in Arkansas

this lil' guy was born blind

Current interests:

dessert tables

cakes, fake cakes

chocolate transfers

mini treats

painting

of these interests, i've only attempted 3 on the list!

well, this post was completely random and did not make any sense..

anywho.. bye for now!

like it, love it, loathe it!

So we went on a cruise for christmas/new years and its was definitely a funfilled trip. I'm really bad at recaping these events in my life, i'll try my best and also let the pictures do the work.

First stop. Montego Bay, Jamaica

we climbed the Dunn's River falls, then took a stroll on "Sally" the camel with one hump.

Jamaica was a bit of a disappointment, I envisioned this beautiful tropical island with abundance of fruit and flowers. Which it probably has.. however we did not get to see that side of it.

Jamaica looked like an abandoned island in a nutshell. There were unfinished homes that were built and abandoned and lots of homeless people roaming the roads. Good experience to probably not visit there anytime soon.

Second stop. Grand Caymans, Cayman Islands

Caymans was just beautiful, the water was super clear and this is where we swam/kissed/got massaged by/with stingrays.

I loved this island. The people there are so welcoming and laid back. I definitely would love to visit Caymans again one day.

In Caymans, our tour guide swam to the bottom and found these. Those are called conch, we ate them raw. Very delicious!

Last stop. Cozumel, Mexico
We decided to ride scoot coupes! guess which one was mine?


yes, pretty in pink.

Cozumel was definitely an adventure. The tour guides lost two members of our group. So they were driving around by themselves, terrified in a whole nother country. Luckily they were found after 45 mins of their detour.

We also encountered another incident where they tried to charge us $30 per person for chips and salsa... there was 10 of us. They sure were out of their LOCO minds if they thought we were going to pay for it. HA!

Here we spent our new years on the deck of the cruiseship :)

Our last meal. This was super amazing!

Overall, this cruise was memorable and a definite must repeat on my list.

In fact, we're going again in April :)

*M*OMGLML

So I am slushed right now. totally loving life. just wish my lover lived in the same city. i also wished i had a job that paid me to stay home and watch tv, or paid me to chat online or surf...or! shopping online!! yeaaaa. what a fantasy huh. I also have been watching weeds lately. my lover and i watch it together online at the same time so it feels like we're watching it toghether. i actually miss him right now. its only 830 and im slushy. cant keep my eyes open. hush. good night!

nooooo i didn't!

oh yes i did!

did what you ask?

i took a poop worth blogging about.






So this morning, i lay in bed tooting.. more than 3 times, i actually lost count. i took my shower, looked at the time and realized i would not have time for my morning ritual. as i got to work, my stomach continued to churn, i step out to take care of business... and.....


.........
..
dun, dun, DUN!

WARNING: if you have not eaten yet and don't want to lose your appetite, DO NOT continue to read! Consider yourself warned.




ok back to my story... so i'm playing games on my phone while im doing my thang, not realizing how much time has passed. I decided, okay i better flush before someone comes in here smelling my wonderful odors.. and you know, when you're in there basking in your own goods, you don't notice the smell as much as if you were to walk in.

side note: the bathroom at my work WREAKS!!! everytime you walk into that place its sooooo musty/musky (although that is another post on its own)

with that being said, i do feel for those who could at any moment walk in.

I quickly wipe and flush, flush again, and again...and again.......

.....still there!

it was a mound of brownie colored poo, semi soft almost a peanut butter consistency.. anyhow, it would not flush!! i would hold down the handle so the water would continuously flow, and little by little some would break away. but a significant amount was still left behind, the water pressure did not flow there..................what was i gonna do?

i finally decided to roll a bunch of toilet paper and reach into the bowl to help it down the drain...
i know, don't judge me.
flush...success!

i then re-toilet paper the seat, sit back down to finish.. but the urge to go is gone. I then proceed to wipe, i wiped about 7 times until the paper was white.

the end.
thanks for reading.. i just had to get that off my butt.

oh boy

another lazy blog, and filling it with a few pictures..

This was at one point my idea.. i wanted to do a photoshoot with bums and homeless people with fashionable pieces. Kudos to this artist, beat me to it!



this was awesome, its several pictures forming a circle..duh

purple poop

bonchon! round two, how could i go to new york again and not eat you?!

Lombardi's is supposedly the first pizza place in ny, pretty good

I didn't have time to take a before picture.. you kinda can't when noodles of goodness is placed in front of you, there's absolutely no time to be wasted!! you can always look at my previous post to see what it looks like. This was a round two place for us as well...

Also tried these ribs this time, was yummers!

i think this place was called crumbs, it was a "like it", not a "love it"

Poop. S.

I want to make a correction on my last post, when i said those pictures have no relation to eachother..that is incorrect.. They all were on my trip to Austin.. however they were not all at the same places.

not that you gave a poop, i just felt the need to correct myself! ok?!

pooooooooooooooooooooooop!

I have a case of the mondays..

What always makes a work day better is searching for flight deals to my next destination. I vacay so i can spend less time working ahaha.

So in the past 6 months, traveling has definitely been consuming my time. You could say I am utterly addicted to it.

To fill this post.. here are some eye poop:

doodling before eating

Salt Lick BBQ

I am a messy eater.

Funny thing is none of the pictures are actually related. lol

Happy pooping!